John Hastings

John Hastings is a Toronto Comedian. He wrote in to Toronto Mike to request a plug for his gig at Yuk Yuk's Toronto's Downtown Club. Mike said OK, but first he requested a personal essay on why he loved Toronto. Brilliant.

What follows is not exactly comic gold. I did giggle when he said that the mayor looks like "a baby with his period". But I spent the rest of the article confused when he referred to "summer teeth dolts" and called for the burning of Oshawa.

But I'm not from here.

Maybe you should still go see his show.